she will be loved.

i'm scared because every hello ends with a goodbye.
You find his cell phone.
  • Harry: You find a iPhone in a little coffee out of town. You decide to keep it, because not everyone is honest as you around town. After few hours, someone calls. ''Unknown cell phone, hello?'' There's a silence on the line. ''Well I wasn't expecting that much. Hello this is Harry and you've got my phone, mind if we meet somewhere?''
  • Liam: When you turn on the phone, you notice a picture of a puppy as the lock wallpaper. You guess it's some of animal freak. Minutes later, the ringtones starts while you're still in the library. You answer quickly ''Hello?'' ''Hey this is Liam, the owner of the phone. Are you in the library?'' You tell him yes. You figure out he must me a nerd with glasses or something. So when you see that boy walking to you in the library alley, you thank the Lord for finding that phone...
  • Louis: ''Hello bitch. This is my cell, give it back to me.'' is the first thing you hear on the line. You can't help it but you start laughing. ''What's so funny?'' ''You got sass man!'' You can hear he's surprised. ''I know right? Hey. I like you.''
  • Josh: *ba dum tsss* is the ringtone that wakes you up. You found the phone yesterday, and kept it without until someone calls. ''Ugh. Hello?'' ''Oh sorry, am I waking you up?'' ''Kind of.'' ''Well I'm gon' do this short then, can we meet somewhere? I think that when we walked into each other and dropped our cell phone, we exchange our iPhone.'' Exactly what you thought as well. You just thought he was way too cute to call him first. ''Of course.''
  • Niall: ''Mwelloh thyyzs iis Niarlbl.'' you can feel he's eating. ''You could have wait until you finish diner to call, you know.'' You say, ''But... food?'' You laugh, a bit later, you meet him in a restaurant. Wheny ou arrived, you're surprised to notice that he's alone, waiting for you at a table, and he asks you to stay with him.
  • Zayn: You were getting a hair cut and the boy sitting beside you talked to you alllll time long. You thought he was funny and cute, But when he leaves, his iPhone drops from his pocket. You only notice once it's your turn to leave. Later, you receive a call. ''Hey, Zayn? Yeah I've got your cell!'' you hear him sighing. ''Thanks God. So, wanna go somewhre and you bring me the iPhone?''
He calls you... from jail.
  • Harry: He was completely drunk after a party. You tried to bring him back home, but he refuses and yell in the street, pissing behind cars... everything that is not legal. He even talks to a cat.
  • Liam: Come on. Liam is WAY too nice to go in jail, even if he was caught smoking weed.
  • Louis: He wanted to be a little rebellious, as usual, and when someone proposes him some pills... he couldn't say no. Louis was a little dizzy, and went to talk a walk. Sadly, a police officer caught him.
  • Josh: Drunk, he was yelling in the street, tapping with his drumstick on windows. Someone calls the police and last thing you know, he calls you from jail.
  • Niall: Your little snowflake was drunk. Again. And started to fight somebody from high school he met in a bar.
  • Zayn: He fight for you. But the man he hit was in coma when Zayn was taken to jail...
You save him from a...
  • Harry: A car accident. You seem he was distracted by your beauty, he wasn't looking at the road much, and the car slowly started to go in the wrong way. You turned the wheel before a truck crushed you.
  • Liam: A fire. In fact, he was trying to save kitten from a burning building, but eventullay got in danger. You saved him, but it was that close.
  • Louis: Fans holding scissors. Since he's a fashion icon, they all want a bit of his shirt, or his pants. You forced Louis to run, even though his hair wasn't okay after.
  • Josh: A hold up. He was protecting you with his body, but too busy trying to impress you, he didn't notice you discreetly walked away to hit the guy stealing money by behind.
  • Niall: An angry cook holding a knife. Niall didn't like the food, and he was really tired. Fact, so tired he wasn't really his self. He insulted the cook, and you excuse Niall and yourseld, leaving a generous tip.
  • Zayn: Mad interviewers. He promised you a day out together, no fan no photo, just you two. So when a paparazzo ask question to Zayn, he easily gets angry and refuses to answer. The interviewer tries to force Zayn to say something, soon enough, you push them away from each other.
When talk about 1D to my friends:

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE IS MAMBO N.5.

A little bit of Monica Josh in my life

A little bit of Erica Paul by my side

A little bit of Rita Louis is all I need

A little bit of Tina Liam is what I see

A little bit of Sandra Niall in the sun

A little bit of Mary Harry all night long

A little bit of Jessica Zayn here I am

A little bit of you makes me your man fan

Them:

Me to Zayn:

Grab the picture now!

He's at your school, but way to shy... he just stalks you.
  • Harry: You often forget to shut the curtain and turn the lights on. Guess who's face is in the window?
  • Liam: He stalks your twitter, facebook, instagram, tumblr, etc.
  • Louis: Oh comon'. He's not shy, he just talks to you in the school hallway.
  • Josh: He often sends you songs on facebook. You don't know it, but every song is for you.
  • Niall: He is so shy, he barely makes eye-contact with you at school, but he often talks to you on twitter and facebook. Since you like him, you decide to invite him over one day.
  • Zayn: He tattoos your name in Arabic somewhere on his arm. LOL JUST KIDDING. Or not.
When I’m going to have my driving license:

Hide in seek:
  • Harry: ''You count. I'll be hiding under the bed sheet, if you're looking for me.''
  • Liam: ''If you don't find me, it's okay babe. The important is not to win, it's to participate.''
  • Louis: ''Now you better find me soon I hate that freaking game. Kay bitch? Kay.''
  • Josh: You hear him knock on a random tempo on the wall of the room where he was hiding.
  • Niall: You find him in the basement fridge.
  • Zayn: He's looking at his reflection on the big mirror in your bedroom.
He hacks your twitter:
  • Harry: He writes something dirty like ''I can't walk since I was busy with my baby all night long. Yup.''
  • Liam: He's way too mean to write something bad on twitter, duh. He goes all with ''I love my Liam.'' or ''Liam is the love of my life.'' with ''xo & <3'' everywhere.
  • Louis: Since he's got an attitude, and so do you, he writes a note that you could possibly think of. '' Sass Masta is my king and I'm his Queen. Sass Kissa. ;) ''
  • Josh: Completely obsessed with drums, he makes a musical reference, and quote something.
  • Niall: ''I'm hungry, make me food, women.'' You quickly hack his account and answer '' Since God is intelligent, he thought about giving you legs. Walk to the kitchen, man.'' Text that is retweeted over and over.
  • Zayn: ''I broke his mirror, borrowed his hair product, earrings, clothes... But it's okay, he loves me.''
Younger, stronger. ❤

Younger, stronger. ❤

Mom: Ed couldn&#8217;t have dress up for the Olympics. Me: Ed Sheeran doesn&#8217;t dress up for people. People dress up for Ed Sheeran. Mom: Me: Mom: Me: Duh. 

Mom: Ed couldn’t have dress up for the Olympics.

Me: Ed Sheeran doesn’t dress up for people. People dress up for Ed Sheeran.

Mom:

Me:

Mom:

Me: Duh. 

yo welcome.

yo welcome.

is there an idiot-proof machine or something? 

is there an idiot-proof machine or something?