Harry: He writes something dirty like ''I can't walk since I was busy with my baby all night long. Yup.''
Liam: He's way too mean to write something bad on twitter, duh. He goes all with ''I love my Liam.'' or ''Liam is the love of my life.'' with ''xo & <3'' everywhere.
Louis: Since he's got an attitude, and so do you, he writes a note that you could possibly think of. '' Sass Masta is my king and I'm his Queen. Sass Kissa. ;) ''
Josh: Completely obsessed with drums, he makes a musical reference, and quote something.
Niall: ''I'm hungry, make me food, women.'' You quickly hack his account and answer '' Since God is intelligent, he thought about giving you legs. Walk to the kitchen, man.'' Text that is retweeted over and over.
Zayn: ''I broke his mirror, borrowed his hair product, earrings, clothes... But it's okay, he loves me.''